Is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk?

Breaking News - Heat crazed woman in temperate Yoncalla apparently loses mind. Seen running down main street of town. Bare naked. Flappin big boobs and large white ass. Two dogs on her heels, one smallish black lab dog. The other, a behometh black and white sheepdog. People were shielding their eyes but alas, that image is burnt forever into their memories.

No clue to her identity. Yet. Over and out.