She’d had a minor vein surgery. She’d never had an i.v. drip and didn’t figure to get one just for the convenience of the doc. She went with a local anesthetic, the surgeon muttering about control issues. “And your point being?” she thought. It was a bit unsettling lying on the surgery table wide awake and discussing movies with the doc while he sliced and stitched away. She could feel skin being pulled about and it was creepy.
While unwilling to get an i.v., she was very willing to fill a pain pill prescription. Once home, ensconced on the couch and being waited upon by her family she took full advantage. The surgery site wasn’t painful but she took the pills anyway enjoying a dopey relaxation. She had three days off and spent most of that time lounging in front of the tv watching old movies. By the third day she was down to the last few pills. She’d been thinking “good thing I don’t have access to prescription drugs, I’d be tempted to abuse them.” Then, “sometimes drugs ARE the answer” she picked up the prescription BOTTLE containing the last pain pill. “Hmmm, wonder exactly what it is that I’m taking?” There on the label: Tylenol 3. So much for addictive drugs, she could catch a buzz of a placebo. She burst out laughing.
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Very clever...liked the ending. I also like your new heading picture. Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteHA! Great job, Stephanie. True story?
ReplyDeleteI love your new header!
ha. lol. the mind fools us at times to believing..nice take on the theme...
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a little codeine.
ReplyDeleteOoooh Anicin 5 or Tylenol 4...I think Mom had locals for her ops but has the hydrocodone for the pain...
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, love the new header pic!
Fine post and such an inventive interpretation of the theme.
ReplyDeleteGigggles! Good one, Stephanie.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing too.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Cute!
ReplyDeleteNice little story. Tylenol 3s can flatten me!
ReplyDeleteKat
I would do this with my work...pretend it's the Italian Riviera...
ReplyDeleteHa! I had something done without anesthesia myself. doctor not very happy about it either.
ReplyDeleteNice twist!
Placebo is better than Nocebo. Any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteMine is here.
Good One....Glad she didn't know what it was beforehand...might not have worked/ha
ReplyDeleteTylenol 3 can be addictive too I imagine as it has codeine in it. Maybe not the likes of Vicodin. After my surgery it was Percocet as my drug of choice. I still take it occasionally and am glad I'm not the addictive, abusing drugs type of personality either. How scary. Good story. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteOH, good angle on that one Stephanie!
ReplyDeleteWhen in pain...especially post SURGERY...say YES to drugs!
I like the laying on the couch, being waited on part of the story : )
ReplyDeleteHa! True story? I could never handle the codeine, always made me sick to my stomach.
ReplyDeleteBottle in hand? Couch? Waited on?
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign up?!
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Can I buy that without a prescription?? lol
ReplyDeleteNice take on TT. Now it's on to the weekend!
ReplyDeleteI love theme thursday! This happened to me, I have a big jar of pain pills that I fondly refer to as my "donkey tranqs" (read-they could put a donkey under)...all they really are is a super concentrated dose of IBProfen. Nice.
ReplyDeleteHaha nice! The Placebo effect really works.
ReplyDeleteHi Stephanie! Love the new look here - awesome picture! And the story.......hmmm, was that YOU? Really liked it - great ending! True or not, superbly told!
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placebo's Can Be Addictive!
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