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Is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk?

Breaking News - Heat crazed woman in temperate Yoncalla apparently loses mind. Seen running down main street of town. Bare naked. Flappin big boobs and large white ass. Two dogs on her heels, one smallish black lab dog. The other, a behometh black and white sheepdog. People were shielding their eyes but alas, that image is burnt forever into their memories. No clue to her identity. Yet. Over and out.

I have eaten the plums

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This Is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold Moose's version: I have eaten the plums and raspberries and blackberries and gooseberries. The grapes are next.

Bear's Breeches

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Acanthus mollis These babies grow in my grape vines and are very tall, thorny spikes with a most unusual flower. Click on the images to see them enlarged. The vase is 12 inches tall to give a sense of scale!

Blooming Magnolias

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Wonderful fragrance! Click on image to enlarge.

Country life

I was outside this fine morning enjoying a cup of coffee when I heard the dogs rustling in the side yard, then a big yelp, and the Mooster came bounding past, frothing at the mouth, heading right inside the house. My first thought was, “damn, a skunk” and sure enough. I got the big boy outside in record time. He was still frothing. I figure he bit the rear end of that itty bitty skunk, his reward a hit of skunk musk directly in the mouth. Dogs can’t spit but he sure was trying. Rosie appeared unscathed apparently recalling her two encounters last year. But Moose is not as quick a learner. I gave him a quick douse with soapy water and a cold water hose rinse. Tough love. Then I headed off to work. He was lucky to get a biscuit before I left… I had one stinky dog upon my return this afternoon and one baby skunk carcass (in full rigor) to deal with. The dog got the magic peroxide/baking soda bath. The skunk, carefully double bagged with a very long handled pitchfork, tossed ...

Ahhh, peonies

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First time ever bloom from this plant - which I've had for at least six years. Peonies don't like to be moved... The color came as a complete surprise to me! Their fragrance is ethereal. But I'm moving this baby into a sunnier location. Last time. I promise.

Brilliant poppies

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I'm thinking about painting (using the intense colors in the second shot) a couple wooden chairs on my front porch. Too much? Wonder if I can spray paint them? Gardening time constraints...