I’m not sure if being single is my allure to married men or if it’s my insouciant charm (probably that) but they appear repeatedly in my life. Perceived as a wanton divorcee? Oh my. A couple examples: A girlfriend was visiting and we were whipping up an elaborate dinner for ourselves, when there was a knock, knock, knock at the door. Who was this? To my astonishment, there stood my stinking-drunk married boss; he knew where I lived because he’d followed me home. Creepy. It stands to reason he wouldn’t have come to my house had I a husband. My friend (thank god she was there or things might have turned out very differently) and I were at a loss on how to proceed. My boss couldn’t be allowed to drive in his inebriated state. If we phoned any fellow employees, a huge drama would ensue, and I’d likely get fired (those who don’t generate revenue, etc.) So we stuck him in a bedroom in hopes he’d sober up, and went on with our dinner. We drank plenty of wine to blot out the occasional ...