Stephanie says

Breaking News - Heat crazed woman in temperate Yoncalla apparently loses mind. Seen running down main street of town. Bare naked. Flappin big boobs and large white ass. Two dogs on her heels, one smallish black lab dog. The other, a behometh black and white sheepdog. People were shielding their eyes but alas, that image is burnt forever into their memories. No clue to her identity. Yet. Over and out.

This Is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold Moose's version: I have eaten the plums and raspberries and blackberries and gooseberries. The grapes are next.